El Trollo Loco's Saturday Picks

College hoops are back. After my annual fantasy football donation (3 sacko's in the last 4 years) #Dynasty and getting destroyed on NFL sunday, its time we look forward to pay out season. 0-0 man.

Note: I promise i didn't take USC -3.5 earlier this week. 

(2 - 0)Nebraska vs. (2 - 0) Universtity of Rhode Island: 1st Half +0.5 URI

URI home opener vs. 21 Nebraska on a saturday night. Nebraska has played equally as bad opponents but has had a higher margin of victory and will most likely win the game. I think a saturday night home opener against a ranked team, a 2-0 start for URI and the possibility that Nebraska could be overrated. This has close and sloppy first half all over it. 

(1 - 1) Florida State @ (3 - 0) Providence: +1/2 Providence

This game is essentially 30 minutes away from Providence, RI and Providence has some pretty large margin wins. Florida St. to Northeastern in their last game and that says it all right there. Providence could be making some noise this year and i could see them being in the low 20 rankings at their peak this season. 

(3 - 0) Boise St. @ (3 - O) Wisconsin: -17 Wisconsin

The #3 Wisconsin Badgers at home opener. Saturday Night @ Wisconsin. #barnburner

Thanks for reading,

The 0 - 0 Man.

If you're in a huge cold streak.. paper bag dating is the answer

http://firsttoknow.com/paper-bag-speed-dating-allows-really-get-know-potential-match/

Fresh off a 3 year contract, your boy is back on the singles scene. I'm spending about 3-4 hours of my workday on Tinder and Hinge throwing all sorts of ignorant nonsense to anyone who will putout (0-10 so far) and i stumble across this. I understand that the game has changed the last three years, but we have stooped to this NYC? I've seen a lot of stupid things but this is far and away the dumbest least productive move for dudes i've ever seen. Will this paper bag hide the fact that i'm 5'7 (shorter than every person in NYC) nope. My face is all i've got, that's all i bring to the table. As non wanted men we HAVE to work off deception, thats the name of the game. This is just admitting defeat as a poor ugo's. Yeah, i may have zero confidence going toe to toe with the average dude on the street but, i will never stoop to this level. What on earth would i say? Hey my name is Joe, i'm 5'7 and i make $32,000 a year, Anal? There is no chance you can find anything higher hard 4 (Man or Women) on this dating scheme. 

With that said if this cold streak lasts another 2 weeks, i'll find my way to brooklyn and video this madness.