Story Link Here: http://nypost.com/2013/09/24/the-answer-to-college-binge-drinking/
Jonathan Zimmerman of NYU could not be more wrong. You really think giving students more work will lead to them drinking less, do you even educate bro?
Its true that social skills, good looks, not being obese are the most important points of college. Do you really think i'm spending $20,000 a year to take Gender Studies 101, no thanks.
If you can't simultaneously bong a liter of franzia and fingerblast randos on campus and off, you probably won't succeed too much in the corporate world, thats just a fact of life.
So Mr. Zimmerman i think you should reevaluate your outlook and realize that if you can drink excessively, pull bitches and give zero fucks about your academics, you will be much more successful in college.
P.S I feel like the only partying at NYU is done to be ironic. Am i off base with that statement?
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