Samantha "Vodka Samm" Goudie was the prototypcial "party bitch" at University of Iowa who is deciding to hang it all up. This is of course after she blew a .341 at a UI football game after trying to rush the field and then proceeded to tweet during the arrest and while at the hospital.
First off, shame on you Vodka Samm for turning down endorsements and the ability to be a professional party bitch on a company dime. After being hospitalized for an eating disorder (probably just a coke problem) in 2012, Vodka Samm got tattooed the phrase "Never a Failure, Always a Lesson (read: #YOLO.) "
One Liners from the video:
(After the incident): "I went into a depression."
You mean like a valley or something?
"I was tweeting from jail because my friends follow me on twitter, not the entire nation"
She tweeted at this time she wanted to get ".341" tattooed on her, also like her "eating disorder" fiasco of a tattoo. Also a Tip: if your profile is not private, you're tweeting to the entire world
"I didn't come to college to be Vodka Samm"
No one ever plans on becoming an alcoholic
(On her "eating disorder") "I just couldn't eat."
It's called being really hungover every day
Most surprising and funny thing of the whole interview: she's a political science major and wants to help the retarded.
PS Vodka Samm: If you ever give up this whole "holier than thou" charade, I would gladly eat Cheez-Its out of your snatch and marry your sweet-drunk ass.
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